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You have no purpose here. That's the point.

Endless Wanderer ਰੇਲੂ ਕੱਟਾ ریلو کٹا

A young male buffalo roaming around with zero purpose.

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A buffalo acting out the suggestion

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A new dose of pointlessness, every day. No submissions, no login, just vibes.

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Endless Wanderer آوارہ گرد ਆਵਾਰਾ ਗਰਦ

Guide the calf. Dodge stuff. Grab snacks. There is still no point.

کٹا نکل پڑا، رکاوٹیں ٹپاؤ، ناشتہ اڑاؤ — مقصد؟ نہیں جی، بس مستی!

ਕੱਟਾ ਨਿਕਲ ਪਿਆ, ਰੁਕਾਵਟਾਂ ਟੱਪੋ, ਨਾਸ਼ਤਾ ਉਡਾਓ — ਮਕਸਦ? ਨਹੀਂ ਜੀ, ਬੱਸ ਮਸਤੀ!

Endless Wanderer

↑ / Swipe up to jump • ↓ / Swipe down to duck
Watch the town change as you run!

Keys ↑ ↓ or swipe on the canvas Tap ↑ to jump, hold ↓ to duck 🍎 Grab snacks for bonus points

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The Daily Nothing

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Classifieds

    Corrections

      There is no page two. There is no page two tomorrow either.

      The Department of Aimless Affairs

      Issuing certificates nobody asked for, to people who did nothing. You do not get to choose which one. That would be effort.

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      The Roaming Manifesto

      Being a Full and Binding Declaration of the Rights, Duties and General Whereabouts of the Aimless Wanderer

      WHEREAS the day is long and the tasks are many; and WHEREAS nobody has ever, on their last day, wished they had attended one more meeting; we the undersigned — being of sound mind and entirely unbothered disposition — do hereby set down the following.

      1. On Purpose

        There shall be none. Any purpose acquired accidentally during roaming must be released back into the wild unharmed.

      2. On Destination

        A destination is permitted only if you forget it before arriving. Arriving on time is grounds for immediate review of your membership.

      3. On Speed

        All roaming shall be conducted at the pace of a buffalo who has heard the question but is choosing not to answer it.

      4. On the Fridge

        The fridge may be opened for inspection at any hour. No purchase necessary. The contents will not have changed. Open it again.

      5. On Being Asked "What Are You Doing?"

        The approved response is a shrug. The advanced response is "kuch nahi, bas." No further detail shall be provided, as no further detail exists.

      6. On Productivity

        Productivity is a rumour started by people with calendars. Nothing on this website has ever loaded a spreadsheet and we intend to keep it that way.

      7. On Company

        Roaming alone is classical. Roaming in a group is folk. Roaming beside a dog who also has no plans is the highest form of the art.

      8. On the Evening

        The hour between "should head back" and actually heading back is hereby recognised as the finest hour of the day, and is protected under this charter.

      9. On Snacks

        Snacks acquired while roaming carry no calories, as they were not planned. This is settled science within these walls.

      10. On Returning Home

        You will return home eventually, having achieved nothing, and you will sleep extremely well. This is the entire point.

      The Oath of the Katta

      I will go out. I will do nothing. I will enjoy it thoroughly.

      میں باہر جاؤں گا۔ کچھ نہیں کروں گا۔ اور خوب مزے کروں گا۔

      ਮੈਂ ਬਾਹਰ ਜਾਵਾਂਗਾ। ਕੁਝ ਨਹੀਂ ਕਰਾਂਗਾ। ਤੇ ਖ਼ੂਬ ਮੌਜਾਂ ਕਰਾਂਗਾ।

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      Ratified unanimously by a committee of one buffalo,
      somewhere between the fields and the fridge.

      Unenforceable in every jurisdiction. Deliberately so.